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NO.

TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PLAY A VAMPIRE IN SOMETHING. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

AT THIS RATE I PREDICT THE KILLING BLOW IS GOING TO BE FINDING OUT, IDK, THAT HE HAD SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS WHILE VICKI FILMED IT.

I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS TOM I PHYSICALLY CANNOT, NO HUMAN IS THIS PERFECT OR HITS ALL OF MY KINKS THIS PERFECTLY, IT IS ILLEGAL AND VERY MUCH NOT ALLOWED.
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Title: Here's to you, Mr Hiddleston
Fandom: Marvel RPF
Pairing: Michael Fassbender/Tom Hiddleston
Rating: NC17 for sex and some bad language
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and does not reflect real life events.
Word Count: 3920
Summary: Michael gatecrashes a Thor cast party and finds himself somewhat smitten with the ethereal being he finds there.
Author's Note: Many, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fahrenheit_f430 for her awesome beta (and stopping Chris from cockblocking everyone). And to Tumblr for inspiring this pairing in the first place.

Here's to you, Mr Hiddleston )

WOOOOOO

Jun. 14th, 2011 11:45 am
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Suburban Shootout DVDs are winging their way to me right now. It is entirely possible that I have a soft spot for the show and that my Hiddleston kick is still unhealthily obsessive.

It's so cracky and over the top and poorly written in places but omg, a women-centric show with women who actually have conversations with each other about things that aren't men or shoes, with bonus Tom Hiddleston pretty? And I want all the femslash for it. ALL THE FEMSLASH. Barbara/Camilla otp omg.

In (surprisingly) unrelated news I woke up physically angry this morning and have yet to shake it off. I don't even know why. I should probably go punch a lion in the mouth or build a house, something to curb this misplaced and sudden feeling of aggression by establishing my alpha status.
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Soooooo I doodled the entire Alpha set for one-sentence snippets a la [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence for Thor/Loki. As per tradition, all the sentences are meant as stand-alone microfics :).

Overall rated NC17 for sex, various kinks, and violence.

SHHHHHH IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IF I ADMIT TO BEING OBSESSED. )
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Saw this on my bus journey home - I don't know who did it, but I love them.



Oh, and while I'm still on my Tom Hiddleston kick:



HANDS NECK NECK LEATHER NECK HANDS NECK LEATHER STROKING

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GUYS.

TOM HIDDLESTON (Loki in the new Thor movie) IS MY GOOD OMENS CROWLEY.

He is the Crowley that has sat in my head whenever I've read that book. To a tee. He could not be more perfect if you slapped yellow contacts on him and put him in snakeskin boots. At least, presumably they would be boots.



IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FRIGHTENING. I feel a bit like I accidentally dreamed him up.

And he's intelligent, and ohgodthevoicethevoiceohgod.



P.S. Thor is fucking amazing. It's like someone mated a Shakespeare play with a computer made of solid gold and the baby gestated in a Norse god. Probably Loki. With a cast of people who are all pretty-and-talented or just-talented. Nommmmmm.

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