I think if I heard the words 'choked on someone's cock' by anyone in any sort of a public forum, let alone someone that gorgeous, I might come down with a fast case of head esplodey. Which is a little more severe than brain melting, but in the same family type of heat death of the headular area.

New personal goal: be as awesome as you and go to a con and conquer my fear of people who go to cons!