I am really tempted to come along! I am even up north this weekend anyway! However there may well be a mother-and-sister in tow, and I have no idea whether that'd be appropriate!

... I am a ridiculous hoarder. If I can get there (I WILL PM YOU FOR YOUR ADDRESS I SWEAR.), I will bring biscuits and spare change? And possibly bury myself under your pile of stuff because HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!