Ramblings

IT - IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TOLD THE STORY OF SHERLOCK HOLMES TO A TEENAGED BOY WHO'D BEEN SAMPLING HIS GRANNY'S MOONSHINE, ASKED HIM TO WRITE A STORY BASED ON IT FOR CLASS, AND THEN THAT SOMEONE HANDED THE RESULTS TO A DRAG QUEEN FOR REVISION, WHO THEN HANDED IT TO SOMEONE WHO'D TAKEN A VICTORIAN HISTORY CLASS OR TWO WITH THE AIM OF TRYING TO GIVE IT SOMETHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING ACCURACY, AND *THESE ARE THE RESULTS*.

I - I - I have no words :D.

It looks BRILLIANT.