Ramblings

NO.

TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PLAY A VAMPIRE IN SOMETHING. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

AT THIS RATE I PREDICT THE KILLING BLOW IS GOING TO BE FINDING OUT, IDK, THAT HE HAD SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS WHILE VICKI FILMED IT.

I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS TOM I PHYSICALLY CANNOT, NO HUMAN IS THIS PERFECT OR HITS ALL OF MY KINKS THIS PERFECTLY, IT IS ILLEGAL AND VERY MUCH NOT ALLOWED.

Suburban Shootout DVDs are winging their way to me right now. It is entirely possible that I have a soft spot for the show and that my Hiddleston kick is still unhealthily obsessive.

It's so cracky and over the top and poorly written in places but omg, a women-centric show with women who actually have conversations with each other about things that aren't men or shoes, with bonus Tom Hiddleston pretty? And I want all the femslash for it. ALL THE FEMSLASH. Barbara/Camilla otp omg.

In (surprisingly) unrelated news I woke up physically angry this morning and have yet to shake it off. I don't even know why. I should probably go punch a lion in the mouth or build a house, something to curb this misplaced and sudden feeling of aggression by establishing my alpha status.

Saw this on my bus journey home - I don't know who did it, but I love them.



Oh, and while I'm still on my Tom Hiddleston kick:



HANDS NECK NECK LEATHER NECK HANDS NECK LEATHER STROKING