Fic: The Doctor Is In (Carlisle/Esme, NC17)

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Title: The Doctor Is In
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Carlisle/Esme
Rating: NC17 for bad language and het (<- I KNOW, WHAT?)
Summary: Not seeing enough of Carlisle at home, Esme decides to take matters into her own hands.
A/N: Written for the Twilight Kink Meme (which, incidentally, needs a LOT MORE KINK, PEOPLE), for the prompt "Esme/Carlisle, playing doctor".

( The Doctor Is In )

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ETA: Letters so far going to andremeese, curiositykate, gardensgnome, not_cynical, and nyxmidnight :).

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11 drabbles in different fandoms for loneraven's 22nd birthday :).

( 1. Supernatural )

( 2. Supernatural )

( 3. Merlin )

( 4. Supernatural )

( 5. Doctor Who )

( 6. Doctor Who )

( 7. Mac/PC )

( 8. Harry Potter )

( 9. Good Omens )

( 10. Harry Potter )

( 11. Good Omens )