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It is entirely possible that I have developed a tendency to deal with feeling a bit rubbish by producing porn.

Reposted from Porn Battle IX:

Title: Penance
Fandom: Legion
Pairing: Michael/Gabriel
Rating: NC17 for gratuitous slash
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie's ending (it's a new movie, this is a legit warning!)
Dedicated: lantern for making me aware of this appalling but oh my GOD sexy movie in the first place, and thevinegarworks for giving me a final kick in the pants to actually watch it.
Summary: The dogs of Heaven are well trained.

( Penance )

... WHAT

One of the guys on my team at work just received the best email ever received from any customer ever.

Ever.

"As well as this quite randomly last night I went in my front room to find that my interwebs had fallen out of the computermebob and I can't find them anywhere, and the picture box isn't showing any flicker shows either, so i've lost both of these as well as the ring-dinger not ring-dinging.

The modem has all of it's lights flashing quite quickly and randomly that led me to suspect it was taking some time out to enjoy a little rave so I sat in front of it with a whistle and some glosticks waiting for the laser show and generic Scooter tune but neither appeared, so i'm now unsure if these lights mean it's having a silent disco or just waving to get my attention.

The picture making box attached to the tele shows a pretty Virgin media logo when it's not flicking between black and slightly less black screens, and the front bit keeps saying AP- *random number*. At first I thouhgt this may be a countdown to something spectacular, then I realised the numbers are not in sequence, jumping from 35 to 52 like some vaudeville numerical rebellion.

I have tried a few little tricks I use when my pet rats aren't doing what I want them to and sat in front of the box with a piece of cucumber held out in front of it and gently cooing "it's ok darlin....come one". Needless to say this has proven a fruitless endeavor.

Could you please advise the best course of action as I fear if this situation is the same when I get home, with no interwebs and no flickershows, I might be forced into a conversation with my flatmate, and neither of us want that to happen

Thanks in advance"