THERE IS A CAFFEINE THEME HERE.

Last night I had a dream that the (Johnny Depp version) Mad Hatter was my boyfriend. We hung out drinking tea and talking nonsense at each other. For the whole dream.

Dear subconscious; why?

And in other, surprisingly closely related news:


World's Biggest Coffee Morning!

For anyone who can make it; you are all cordially invited to a tea and coffee party at my place to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support on Sunday 26th September, 12 noon to 6pm.

Instructions!
- Bring any spare change you have lying around, even if it's just a couple of coppers.
- Bring any unwanted junk you have (toiletries, clothes etc).
- Extra guests are welcome provided they also bring spare change ;).
- Have fun!

With regards to the unwanted junk, we'll pile up what people bring and you're welcome to take from these piles anything you see and like - the remains will be donated in the morning :).

Tea, coffee, and fresh scones will be provided. It is highly likely biscuits will be provided as well. You're welcome to bring your own if you like but it's not a necessity!

Last but not least, if you need my address and/or directions, PM me or email me (emeraldembers at gmail) and I will provide them.

Any other questions, just comment here <3.