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ERIK LENSHERR, CHARLES XAVIER, GET INSIDE OF ME. OR EACH OTHER. OR BOTH. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS IS ACCEPTABLE.
P.S. I am totally with the Tumblrite who said Michael Fassbender's next movie should just be "Michael Fassbender wears nice suits and kills Nazis". I know I would watch it.
Although watching him kill Nazis while wearing his 300 "outfit" (I hesitate to call it actual clothing) would also hold a certain appeal.
ETA: A SPOILER - Okay, so. Pretty much my favourite Good Omens story of all time is Twofish, because of its non-smutty smut scene, which without ever being outright porn, is nonetheless probably one of the hottest things I've ever read in my life, ever. There's a particular segment describing what sex with Aziraphale is like for Crowley: What exactly they were doing is a bit hard to explain. You kind of had to be there. But for the sake of clarity, let's just say that Aziraphale was strolling about the streets of Crowley City, planting flowers in the lawns and kissing all the lightposts, putting bells on the doors and little notes in the iceboxes, dancing at the clubs and wiping the dust off things Crowley had long ago forgotten were pleasure colored.
Charles basically does that to Erik in canon.
Brb, for I am in fact dead.
ERIK LENSHERR, CHARLES XAVIER, GET INSIDE OF ME. OR EACH OTHER. OR BOTH. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS IS ACCEPTABLE.
P.S. I am totally with the Tumblrite who said Michael Fassbender's next movie should just be "Michael Fassbender wears nice suits and kills Nazis". I know I would watch it.
Although watching him kill Nazis while wearing his 300 "outfit" (I hesitate to call it actual clothing) would also hold a certain appeal.
ETA: A SPOILER - Okay, so. Pretty much my favourite Good Omens story of all time is Twofish, because of its non-smutty smut scene, which without ever being outright porn, is nonetheless probably one of the hottest things I've ever read in my life, ever. There's a particular segment describing what sex with Aziraphale is like for Crowley: What exactly they were doing is a bit hard to explain. You kind of had to be there. But for the sake of clarity, let's just say that Aziraphale was strolling about the streets of Crowley City, planting flowers in the lawns and kissing all the lightposts, putting bells on the doors and little notes in the iceboxes, dancing at the clubs and wiping the dust off things Crowley had long ago forgotten were pleasure colored.
Charles basically does that to Erik in canon.
Brb, for I am in fact dead.
