Crack, crack and more crack:

I've been having fun over on the Castiel comment fic meme -


The Castiel Comment!fic Meme
Come in and join the fun @ spn_castiel!

/pimp, and just thought I'd share the results so far (though those of you on Mishaland will have seen the first of these already <3.

( Alastair cuddles Castiel in a terrifying way. )

( Dean gets Castiel drunk and there is schmoop. )

( RPF, Misha gives Jared and Jensen a lapdance. )

... I REGRET NOTHING ON THAT LAST ONE. If I'd done any actual research I might have, but I didn't and therefore feel guilt-free. Also, technically that's not my RPF cherry, as I once wrote Richard Hammond/Oliver (yes, his car). But seriously, try and picture Misha dancing to Trigger Hippy by Morcheeba (THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE fahrenheit_f430) and tell me you do not either a) go UNF or b) go TEEHEE. Or possibly c) both.

OH MY GOD

EXCUSE ME FLAILING FOREVER I THINK I JOYGASMED TO DEATH GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT NEXT YEAR, THIS IS MY ~ONLY~ BIRTHDAY PRESENT NEXT YEAR, YOU CANNOT TOP THIS FOR ME OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND IS THE BEST VIDEOGAME OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME! AND OH MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO GET TO SLEEP AFTER THIS, SERIOUSLY, OH MY GOD

ETA: APPARENTLY IT'S OUT ALREADY FOR DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OMFG DAD IS GETTING ME THIS OR I AM DISOWNING HIM, I WILL DIVORCE HIM AS A PARENT, IT IS MY RIGHT AS THE WELL BEHAVED CHILD TO THROW THIS ONE EPIC TANTRUM RIGHT NOW