Writer's Block: A Fruity Synthesis

[emeraldembers]

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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.

Any two fruits.

In the world.

... oh man, well, my base fruit, it would have to be strawberries, blackberries (STFU THEY ARE AMAZING), pomegranates, figs, galia melons or honeydew melons. OH HOLY JEZZA DAMN YES OR SHARON FRUIT, OH GOD SHARON FRUIT MY BABY NOM NOM NOM.

And then, I would have to cross it with one of the fruits that look amazing, so I'm thinking...

WAIT I AM GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.

I am not making a fruit for SCIENCE. I am making a fruit for ME.

I am going to take the humble... um... I am going to take SEEDLESS GRAPES, the easiest fruit in the entire world to eat EVER, and I am going to cross them with SHARON FRUIT.

Because sharon fruit is so beautiful it makes me cry.

And yet, it's a bastard to eat because of the waxy, waxy skin.

GET THAT TEXTURE AND TASTE INSIDE A SEEDLESS GRAPE - no, a WHOLE BUNCH OF SEEDLESS GRAPES, and we have megatastic win people.

I'm not normally that heavily into this writer's block thing but SERIOUSLY GUYS NO SERIOUSLY ANSWER THIS ONE IT IS AMAZING.

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Have you ever had a grapple? They're soooo tasty, but also confusing as hell!