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[emeraldembers]

My drunk sister has come in and demanded to commandeer the computer for two minutes. For the record, she just spent the last five minutes attempting to sit on my face and fart. JUST SAYING, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.

She also has a message for you all (spelling left intact): "Loiuise likes to eat cheese for she is gay!"

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[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

She is a pretty epic drunk for flailing about being affectionately abusive and silly, although my favourite moment will always be the time I literally carried her home to our student flat, where one of our housemates (a Miss Pugh) was trying to persuade her brother that the student lifestyle isn't just about getting drunk and being silly; the second we got through the door I tripped, me and my sister went flying, she crawled up the stairs to her room where she saw our housemate and her brother, and yelled "MAN PUGH!" before heading back to her room to sleep.

I love my sister XD.