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[emeraldembers]

My drunk sister has come in and demanded to commandeer the computer for two minutes. For the record, she just spent the last five minutes attempting to sit on my face and fart. JUST SAYING, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.

She also has a message for you all (spelling left intact): "Loiuise likes to eat cheese for she is gay!"

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[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

*tears up laughing*

OH MY GOD I am the best misser of points ever. EVER. I could scarcely have misinterpreted that any harder. Heeeeee XD

[healingmachine.livejournal.com]

You 'nana XD Dear god, I'm having to *explain* my jokes now. That was a wonderful misinterpretation though and you have miraculously won the award for it! YAY!!