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emeraldembersAs of tomorrow I'm officially unemployed. At least I went out in style; signed out of my computer for six hours of the seven hour day, cross-legged on top of my desk and writing porn.
And the work party was a success, as my tweets from the night may suggest.
It may be worth noting that my phone has predictive text. Some of these tweets are more "Damn you autocorrect!" than "How did you make THAT typo?"
- I should probably warn my sister that I am on the way to pissed town and therefore she'll have to physically drag me out of bed tomorrow.
- Welp, my cleavage is a hit. The guys aren't even pretending not to look anymore.
- Aaand that is exactly enough booze for me. Dizziness, but no nausea. *pulls on big girl boots*
- Th4s is exactly what a aves's party should be. Everyone Gs pished but we're all iving AME smiling and dancing and that's what's important
- Only love can set you drew x
- [in response to questioning my sobriety] @kaylbunny Kid's and deceit!
- [in response to mockery of my witty reply] @kaylbunny NO U
- I am two close to sober and too uber from drunk to make coherent decisions :'(
- Shhhhhh
- Ugh, can't I jfk Chris Brown banded eom everything fter he is a bad parson and his music is terrible anyway >:{
- I must be the only nutty dancers who gates that "I've got a feeling" song :(
- [in response to querying if Tom Hiddleston was real/not real] @internetgoboom I think i may gato invented him x
- Interesting! While tipsy, my pupils are blown wiDe and my irises green instead of grey-blue.
- Oh lord, drunk 3am bath to wash off fake tan and clean my shredded, filthy feet = best sort of bath.
- Dancing with my shoes off when there was a risk of someone dropping and smashing their glass was not my brightest idea ever.
- fell asleep in the bath. oops. time for real bede now.
Anyhow, I've got two fics sitting in my beta's inbox and I've started doing fills for a smut community on Tumblr \o/, so I feel productive enough fandom-wise to get back to applying for jobs guilt-free.
And fyi I am totally allowed to prioritise my happy places in that order ;).
And the work party was a success, as my tweets from the night may suggest.
It may be worth noting that my phone has predictive text. Some of these tweets are more "Damn you autocorrect!" than "How did you make THAT typo?"
- I should probably warn my sister that I am on the way to pissed town and therefore she'll have to physically drag me out of bed tomorrow.
- Welp, my cleavage is a hit. The guys aren't even pretending not to look anymore.
- Aaand that is exactly enough booze for me. Dizziness, but no nausea. *pulls on big girl boots*
- Th4s is exactly what a aves's party should be. Everyone Gs pished but we're all iving AME smiling and dancing and that's what's important
- Only love can set you drew x
- [in response to questioning my sobriety] @kaylbunny Kid's and deceit!
- [in response to mockery of my witty reply] @kaylbunny NO U
- I am two close to sober and too uber from drunk to make coherent decisions :'(
- Shhhhhh
- Ugh, can't I jfk Chris Brown banded eom everything fter he is a bad parson and his music is terrible anyway >:{
- I must be the only nutty dancers who gates that "I've got a feeling" song :(
- [in response to querying if Tom Hiddleston was real/not real] @internetgoboom I think i may gato invented him x
- Interesting! While tipsy, my pupils are blown wiDe and my irises green instead of grey-blue.
- Oh lord, drunk 3am bath to wash off fake tan and clean my shredded, filthy feet = best sort of bath.
- Dancing with my shoes off when there was a risk of someone dropping and smashing their glass was not my brightest idea ever.
- fell asleep in the bath. oops. time for real bede now.
Anyhow, I've got two fics sitting in my beta's inbox and I've started doing fills for a smut community on Tumblr \o/, so I feel productive enough fandom-wise to get back to applying for jobs guilt-free.
And fyi I am totally allowed to prioritise my happy places in that order ;).
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Date: 2012-04-02 03:10 pm (UTC)I am, actually.no subject
Date: 2012-04-02 04:27 pm (UTC)You are, totally!