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[emeraldembers]

My drunk sister has come in and demanded to commandeer the computer for two minutes. For the record, she just spent the last five minutes attempting to sit on my face and fart. JUST SAYING, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.

She also has a message for you all (spelling left intact): "Loiuise likes to eat cheese for she is gay!"

Comments

[affablyevil.livejournal.com]

Explains quite a bit about the French perhaps!

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

it certainly explains their literature

although to be fair, after a glass of red wine would you or would you not mug someone for a chunk of cheese?

[affablyevil.livejournal.com]

Dude I grew up in wine country; I would mug someone FOR a glass of red wine.

...and then demand their cheese.

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

I'm Irish, I know why holy water burns..... snicker
although to be fair that doesn't make you crave cheese like red wine does, sausages on the other hand....

[affablyevil.livejournal.com]

But would you go gay for sausages?

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

sporfle
possibly, a pair of well done cumberlands with onion gravy, fried cabbage, mashed potato done with dairy lea and egg to make it creamy, with a big dollop of butter on top..... that could make me marry satan,

I'd sell out narnia for turkish delight though, well known for that

[unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com]

Brb, guys, laughing myself to death.