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[emeraldembers]

My drunk sister has come in and demanded to commandeer the computer for two minutes. For the record, she just spent the last five minutes attempting to sit on my face and fart. JUST SAYING, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.

She also has a message for you all (spelling left intact): "Loiuise likes to eat cheese for she is gay!"

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[healingmachine.livejournal.com]

This made me feel ... emotional.

[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

Aww! *huge hugs*

I guess I'm pretty lucky in getting on with my siblings. We've had our vicious arguments in the past but I think our personalities wound up mixing pretty well, especially after we found out about my dyspraxia; suddenly most of the things that really bugged us about each other we understood, so these days instead of yelling or fighting, I can basically say "Okay, no, I don't get that", or she can say "Louise, you're being a dick, here's why" instead of just not understanding each other. Makes life a lot easier!

[healingmachine.livejournal.com]

NONONONONONO. IRONY. *waves it at you* I meant the fact that she farted in your face. It's beautiful. At least I didn't say sexy, rite?

[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

*tears up laughing*

OH MY GOD I am the best misser of points ever. EVER. I could scarcely have misinterpreted that any harder. Heeeeee XD

[healingmachine.livejournal.com]

You 'nana XD Dear god, I'm having to *explain* my jokes now. That was a wonderful misinterpretation though and you have miraculously won the award for it! YAY!!