HELLO

[emeraldembers]

I have a bottle of Rose wine inside me (the correct way, not the omg what are you doing with that bottle way) and I have just finished watching Outlander. BEST WORST MOVIE EVER.

For three quid I got:

* RON PERLMAN
* JOHN HURT
* VIKINGS
* SPACE MEN
* DRAGONS

NONE OF THE ABOVE WAS AN EXAGGERATION. IT WAS AWESOME. Anyway. Wireless in Sheffield (a city of city-like proportions and village-like tendencies) is limited and dodgy so I daren't update more, not least because my fingertips are numb like HAHAHAHA srsly stop trying to type with us what is this, but I wanted to say hi.

And Rich Hall was hilarious, and tomorrow is JIMMY CARR WOOOOOO.

ETA: P.S. Last night I dreamt someone in a pub called me fat so I grabbed the top of their chair, yanked it back, and they fell over onto the floor. SERVED 'EM RIGHT.

Comments

[tinypinkmouse]

FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE. And deserving of capslock which I rarely use. :)

[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

IT WAS WONDERFUL

We watched Daybreakers while downing our bottle of wine and my only thoughts on that were "wtf where did the ending go" and "omg could the brother be any more creepy kind of gay for the main guy" and general DISAPPOINT was had, and then we started on the second bottle of wine (we had half of each bottle each, thus, one bottle each overall), and watched Outlander, and were all OMG THIS IS KIND OF REALLY GOOD YES/YES?

Answer; YES.

[seraphim-grace.livejournal.com]

i have seen that film, and it was awesome
but it is not the best worst movie in the world ever, that is Clive Barker's Nightbreed, a film so awful it just blows the brain with it's awesomeness but you are always patently aware that it is awful
and made worse by the joy that the book it's based on is actually quite good
that they had one of the best directors of horror in the world - and made him the psychotic murderer in the mask, that the chap that they got to play the hero can't act, the heroine overacts so fiercely that even the monsters (who were all in Casualty i kid you not, and are now in holby city) under mountains of latex can't compensate

I only have it on region 1 so i will let you borrow if you want, but seriously, so bad it's phenomenal
and unlike outlander - the great lack of that film which featured Jesus, Ron Perlman and a vampire! with slashy subplot with russel brand lookielikie - it has immensely quotable dialogue

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I loved that movie! It also made me crave threesome fic, lol.

It makes me sad to hear that Daybreakers isn't in the same vein of entertainment, I still wanted to watch thar one D:

[phoenix-anca.livejournal.com]

I know that movie. :3 Love it.

[lightindark7.livejournal.com]

the correct way, not the omg what are you doing with that bottle way

Best Quote Eva!

[switchbladesis.livejournal.com]

Outlander. BEST WORST MOVIE EVER.

Ooh. And it's available on Netflix! When I finally get around to watching it. . . in about 18 months. . . I sit back and wonder what the fuck was I thinking?

[shotgundivorce.livejournal.com]

I have a lot of love for that movie :3