Ramblings

I might maybe possibly have had a fit of "I am bored and my housemates are being mean :(" last night, and during this, I might maybe possibly have done that "Do drabbles for the five fics you'd be ashamed to write for anything but a meme" thing, and... yeah. Special hell. Very special hell indeed.

So not proofread, and not one worksafe fic amongst the bunch. Enjoy!

( Supermajorspoilers for Digital Devil Saga 2. Hermaphroditism again. Oh dear. Spoilerific pairing to boot. )

( Dungeons & Dragons the Cartoon fic with Shadow Demon/Venger smut references. BURNINATING YOUR CHILDHOODS LULZ. )

( Devil May Cry tentacle fic. Griffon/Damien )

( Prison Break fic. Older brother/younger brother incest and for a TV show fandom? Omg. Lincoln/Michael, oh dear. )

( Illidan/Kael/Lady Vashj. Ahhaha. )

*leaps athletically into the handbasket to Hell*

ETA: You know you've been in the House fandom too often when you get asked to do a neuro-fuzzy simulator for a hospital and all you can think of is "If the patient has pie, test positive for lemon meringue and/or AIDS." And also, "It might be Lupus".

OR VASCULITIS.