MULTI-PART POST!
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emeraldembers1) Who wants some crack porn? Because voyeur!Crowley/exhibitionist!Sam is pretty much as cracky as it gets (thx spacefragments for the epic prompt, and also for the MENACING BANANA which is still one of the best things I have ever seen with these eyes of mine.
2) Final reminder on help_chile given the auctions end tomorrow, or, well, technically later today now (March 10th4pm midnight GMT); all English fic offerings; my fic thread; my podfic thread.
3) OREO CUPCAKES OMG YES. Okay, I cheated and cobbled together about three different recipes after one of you guys mentioned these a while back because I like to take the laziest, easiest route, but here's how I made mine (AND THEY WERE AWESOME, I know this because it's a rule that my sister's birthday is a mid-Lenten break because otherwise she wouldn't get birthday cake AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG so I got to taste them):
* Take one pack of Oreo cookies and twist every cookie in half; put an intact half in the bottom of each paper cupcake... thing and set the other aside. IT'S 1.45 AM THESE WORDS ESCAPE ME. One pack = about fourteen if I recall correctly, which isn't as likely as I wish it was.
* Make up one pack of double chocolate chunk muffin mix (I got mine from Tescos for under £1, I love supermarkets) and divide equally amongst the cupcake things, covering the oreo cookie bases.
* Bake for about 10 to 12 minutes (significantly less time than a muffin would require as you're making smaller cakes - just judge by poking the top of a cupcake. If it's springy, you're good), take out of the oven, leave to cool.
* Whip together 1/2 a pint of double cream, two tablespoons milk, two tablespoons icing sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence. Then smash up the leftover cookie halves into fine crumbs (don't bother scraping off any chocolate/whatever the other flavour is cream from the Oreo, it's aaaaaall good) and fold into the cream.
* Pipe or spread the cream thickly on top of each cooled cupcake (make sure they're cool all the way through to the middle or your topping's going to melt and slide off).
VOILA. DELICIOUS OREO CUPCAKE. Nngk.
Oh, yes, and one last thing!
4) Dear everyone on my flist who's ever mentioned Dragon's Age: Origins - THANK YOU. I just bought the game on a whim and I'm SO IN LOVE, even with Alistair who I'd set out thinking NO I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOU LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES and then he was such a dork and I was all ASDJLASDJFLA I LOVE YOU I CAN'T HELP IT so I'm glad I rolled a girl this time as hopefully at some point I can persuade him to make with the whoopie. HE IS SO CUTE. I WANT ONE. When he woobies I want to hold him but I want to hug him even more when he's being all silly and and damnit, aww. I EVEN HEAL HIM BEFORE I HEAL THE OTHER CHARACTERS. I DON'T DO THAT. EVER. EVEN IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHEN I HAVE PERSONAL ATTACHMENTS TO PEOPLE IN THE GAME. Congratulations Bioware, you made a role playing game where I'm actually role playing.
Also, my female human mage character has stomach muscles and a butt as well as enormous knockers, which is rather awesome. She looks like she could actually fight, I'm shocked and surprised.
spacefragments for the epic prompt, and also for the MENACING BANANA which is still one of the best things I have ever seen with these eyes of mine.2) Final reminder on help_chile given the auctions end tomorrow, or, well, technically later today now (March 10th
3) OREO CUPCAKES OMG YES. Okay, I cheated and cobbled together about three different recipes after one of you guys mentioned these a while back because I like to take the laziest, easiest route, but here's how I made mine (AND THEY WERE AWESOME, I know this because it's a rule that my sister's birthday is a mid-Lenten break because otherwise she wouldn't get birthday cake AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG so I got to taste them):
* Take one pack of Oreo cookies and twist every cookie in half; put an intact half in the bottom of each paper cupcake... thing and set the other aside. IT'S 1.45 AM THESE WORDS ESCAPE ME. One pack = about fourteen if I recall correctly, which isn't as likely as I wish it was.
* Make up one pack of double chocolate chunk muffin mix (I got mine from Tescos for under £1, I love supermarkets) and divide equally amongst the cupcake things, covering the oreo cookie bases.
* Bake for about 10 to 12 minutes (significantly less time than a muffin would require as you're making smaller cakes - just judge by poking the top of a cupcake. If it's springy, you're good), take out of the oven, leave to cool.
* Whip together 1/2 a pint of double cream, two tablespoons milk, two tablespoons icing sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence. Then smash up the leftover cookie halves into fine crumbs (don't bother scraping off any chocolate/whatever the other flavour is cream from the Oreo, it's aaaaaall good) and fold into the cream.
* Pipe or spread the cream thickly on top of each cooled cupcake (make sure they're cool all the way through to the middle or your topping's going to melt and slide off).
VOILA. DELICIOUS OREO CUPCAKE. Nngk.
Oh, yes, and one last thing!
4) Dear everyone on my flist who's ever mentioned Dragon's Age: Origins - THANK YOU. I just bought the game on a whim and I'm SO IN LOVE, even with Alistair who I'd set out thinking NO I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOU LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES and then he was such a dork and I was all ASDJLASDJFLA I LOVE YOU I CAN'T HELP IT so I'm glad I rolled a girl this time as hopefully at some point I can persuade him to make with the whoopie. HE IS SO CUTE. I WANT ONE. When he woobies I want to hold him but I want to hug him even more when he's being all silly and and damnit, aww. I EVEN HEAL HIM BEFORE I HEAL THE OTHER CHARACTERS. I DON'T DO THAT. EVER. EVEN IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHEN I HAVE PERSONAL ATTACHMENTS TO PEOPLE IN THE GAME. Congratulations Bioware, you made a role playing game where I'm actually role playing.
Also, my female human mage character has stomach muscles and a butt as well as enormous knockers, which is rather awesome. She looks like she could actually fight, I'm shocked and surprised.
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Date: 2010-03-10 03:21 am (UTC)Cupcake weight = good weight.
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Date: 2010-03-10 03:23 am (UTC)CLEARLY.
But no, I am actually liking the fact I'm comfortable size 20 instead of comfortably size 22 at the moment. The ideal would be getting down to size 18 (or even 16, omg) but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Besides, I'm quite happy with my bigness these days. I'm good for cuddling and as long as there's no romance looming in my life, cuddling > presently unnecessary sexiness!
busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 03:27 am (UTC)Speaking of sloppy make outs!!! I emailed you last week and wanted to be sure you got it. I know my baby has a life outside of the internet unlike me, but as long as it didn't accidentally* get filtered to the spam box...
*it wouldn't be an accident at all! *is a man made of spam*
Re: busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 10:32 pm (UTC)Also, I love you <3. I tend to think of myself as very unsexy as I have all the mystery and elegance of a goat, but thank you <3, I mean it. *cuddles you SEXILY*
Re: busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 10:49 pm (UTC)And email has been resent :D
Re: busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 10:54 pm (UTC)*faints*
XD
Incidentally, am I right in thinking that's a tentacle going between that dude/that woman's legs? Awesome!
(Reply to your email has been sent <3)
Re: busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 11:01 pm (UTC)GOATS WITH TENTACLES OH YES OH YES.
(Got it, am reading and touching myself <3)
Re: busting out my sexy icon
Date: 2010-03-10 11:11 pm (UTC)*whistles*
(Although I know you've already read the, er, sweet version of the Sassy one XD)
I have a ridiculous tentacle kink too in all fairness, and no idea where it came from!